Did you know there’s a Homer Simpson inside of you?
“Dope!”
Seriously, I’m going to list a few of Homer’s quotes and see if any of them are familiar to you…or if you have an eerily similar thing you've said…or thought.
“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”
“Well, its 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.”
“Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?”
“When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
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