There's A Homer Simpson Inside Of You

Did you know there’s a Homer Simpson inside of you?

“Dope!”

Seriously, I’m going to list a few of Homer’s quotes and see if any of them are familiar to you…or if you have an eerily similar thing you've said…or thought.

“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

“Well, its 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.”

“Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?”

“When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”

“If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”

Tomorrow Is A Choice...

Tomorrow is a choice...that you make today.

This is something which I firmly believe…you can have the tomorrow you want and desire, if you make the right choices today.

What kind of tomorrow do you want?

What are you doing today, to have that tomorrow?

Tony Robbins said, “How am I going to live today in order to create the tomorrow I'm committed to?”

Things Aren't Always The Way They Seem

The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect my stupidity.

I have three hands-free headsets on my desk.

One for my cell phone.

One for my computer and Skype and making videos.

One for my landline, business phone.

So today, I’m sitting at my desk, minding my own business, jamming to some GREAT music, and working.

My business phone starts ringing and I look at the caller ID. It says Otis Ortiz. I don’t personally know an Otis Ortiz, and I wasn’t expecting anyone named Otis Ortiz to call and I was very busy, working.

By the time I decided to answer it, the call had already gone to voicemail. Oh darn! I missed the call from someone I don’t know. I’ll have to listen to the message.

You Can't Always Get What You Want

I know this may sound weird coming from someone who signs off with "Keep Believing" but I believe it's true, nonetheless. Let's see if you agree...

I'm not going to go through all the obvious things you can't control, like other people, the weather, when the fish are biting, that tee shot AFTER it's left the tee, how long you have to wait at the doctor's office, what your three-year-old is going to say at dinner with you boss, etc.

If you could control all the things in your life, you would see me on TV every week, winning the PowerBall. Well, I guess actually if YOU could control all the things in your life, I would see YOU on TV every week, winning the PowerBall.